So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.
The Black Widow is Russian.
Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.
Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”
“I don’t look shifty.”
I had my stomach examined today, and my doctor was tall and bald and had a lovely manner! oh gosh, did he replace my stomach with an artificial one, with a dash of Gallifreyan technology??